Risk Management has been hijacked. Hijacked by checkbox chasers, empty frameworks, and consultants who say “paradigm shift” without flinching. We’re here to set it on fire.

At Roadblock Report, we don’t redefine risk management — we drag it out of the boardroom, beat the jargon out of it, and throw it back in your face with real-world relevance.
If you’re looking for sanitized PDFs and governance TED Talks… this ain’t it.

If you’re sick of maturity models built for vendor marketing decks, compliance strategies written by lawyers who’ve never implemented a control, or dashboards that make you dumber — welcome.

We write, speak, and meme about risk the way it actually works: messy, unpredictable, political, and often ignored… until it explodes.

Our Mission

Expose the Farce. Elevate the Real. We’re not just here to bitch — we’re here to blow the dust off your GRC program and replace your fantasy controls with functional ones.

This platform exists to:

• Torch the illusion of compliance maturity
• Call out industry groupthink
• Deliver real-world, sometimes vulgar, always valuable insight
• Laugh in the face of checkbox audits

Because risk isn’t a threat to be avoided. It’s a battlefield. And most orgs are showing up with foam swords.

How to Use Roadblock Report

Choose Your Poison:

• Blog Posts – Essays, rants, and brutal truths from the frontlines of risk, cyber, audit, AI, and blockchain stupidity.
• The Risky Dispatch – A weekly email guaranteed to offend at least one GRC executive.
• Multimedia – Coming soon: Podcast clips, YouTube shorts, and future video dispatches.
• Templates & Tools – Coming soon: Satirical guides that somehow still outperform your consultant’s deliverables.

Why We Exist

We’re Not Here to Inspire. We’re Here to Interrupt. Most risk content is designed to be safe. Which is why no one reads it.

We say what everyone in the field is thinking but afraid to publish. We tell stories no white paper will touch. And we turn every corporate sacred cow into brisket.

Because pretending risk is under control is how companies get wrecked.